Bencemdabpod Bemsommot is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, confident gnu.

Bencemdabpod Bemsommot created dark matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bencemdabpod Bemsommot, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bencemdabpod Bemsommot, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bencemdabpod Bemsommot's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Bencemdabpod Bemsommot's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Worship no other gods but Bencemdabpod Bemsommot.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never mention bats.

5. Never think about black holes.