Tipsanmip is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, grumpy hedgehog.

Tipsanmip created a photon four million years ago.

If you believe in Tipsanmip, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tipsanmip, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Tipsanmip's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Tipsanmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not dye your hair green.

3. Do not hurt foxes.

4. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

5. Never talk about fire.