Ladwapsugliptiknigtaldut is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, uncaring fairy.

Ladwapsugliptiknigtaldut created carbon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladwapsugliptiknigtaldut, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Ladwapsugliptiknigtaldut, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Ladwapsugliptiknigtaldut's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Ladwapsugliptiknigtaldut's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four sheep approach from the north.

2. Never think ill of sick pigs.

3. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

5. Never talk about fire.