Nakfadzed is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, egotistical dog.

Nakfadzed created the planet Jupiter five million years ago.

If you believe in Nakfadzed, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nakfadzed, she will not invite you to parties.

Nakfadzed's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Nakfadzed's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Nakfadzed on top of all buildings.

3. Erect five titanium sculptures of Nakfadzed on top of important buildings.

4. Put Nakfadzed first in all things.

5. Always stare at clouds.