Komloopwip is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, wise elephant.

Komloopwip created the planet Venus six million years ago.

If you believe in Komloopwip, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Komloopwip, it will turn you into a slug.

Komloopwip's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Komloopwip's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine carbon sculptures of Komloopwip on top of important buildings.

2. You must never eat limes.

3. Do not take Komloopwip's name in vain.

4. Never hurt birds.

5. Never jump near gulls.