Lipgudsit is a god.

She takes the form of a small, narcissistic cat.

Lipgudsit created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipgudsit, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Lipgudsit, she will turn you into a worm.

Lipgudsit's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Lipgudsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peas.

2. Run away if six foxes approach from the south.

3. Never hurt nematodes.

4. Lipgudsit loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

5. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.