Komvensug is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, smart swan.

Komvensug created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Komvensug, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Komvensug, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Komvensug's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Komvensug's Holy Commandments

1. Mice are not to be trusted.

2. Never eat carrots.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Retreat if seven swans approach from the north.

5. Never wear red corsets.