Libquillyar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, confident spider.

Libquillyar created an electron nine million years ago.

If you believe in Libquillyar, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Libquillyar, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Libquillyar's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Libquillyar's Holy Commandments

1. Always help bats in need.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not commit murder.