Vabquimcad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, deceitful squirrel.

Vabquimcad created the solar system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vabquimcad, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vabquimcad, he will be very unhappy.

Vabquimcad's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Vabquimcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Do not make images of living things.