Padfebdub is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, wise dragonfly.

Padfebdub created the planet Mars nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Padfebdub, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Padfebdub, it will destroy your home planet.

Padfebdub's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Padfebdub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not wear cyan clothing.

4. Never hurt tortoises.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Padfebdub on top of all buildings.