Logspaglad is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, annoying fly.

Logspaglad created the Cigar Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Logspaglad, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Logspaglad, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Logspaglad's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Logspaglad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never wear black boots.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Logspaglad must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not eat gooseberries.