Tabhonfas is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, bad-tempered hydra.

Tabhonfas created parasitic wasps three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tabhonfas, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tabhonfas, he will destroy your favourite star.

Tabhonfas' most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Tabhonfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt porpoises.

2. Never feed onions to ducks while wearing green dresses.

3. Never sing near sheep.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never pour water over plants.