Rulrawhigton is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, capable grasshopper.

Rulrawhigton created the Sombrero Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulrawhigton, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rulrawhigton, she will laugh at you.

Rulrawhigton's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Rulrawhigton's Holy Commandments

1. Always help squirrels in need.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rulrawhigton.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not speak about figs.