Nablakteen is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, thoughtless tapir.

Nablakteen created the Sol system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nablakteen, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nablakteen, he will send you a sign.

Nablakteen's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Nablakteen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Never play with disobedient children.