Fonlistquill is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, stupid sheep.

Fonlistquill created Africa four million years ago.

If you believe in Fonlistquill, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fonlistquill, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fonlistquill's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Fonlistquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear black clothing.

2. Do not dye your hair fawn.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never look in ponds.