Cetbontip is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, capable gerbil.

Cetbontip created carbon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetbontip, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cetbontip, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cetbontip's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Cetbontip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never bounce near sharks.

5. Do not take Cetbontip's name in vain.