Nuttbiggab Yarpripfut is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, overgenerous hippopotamus.

Nuttbiggab Yarpripfut created a top quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttbiggab Yarpripfut, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nuttbiggab Yarpripfut, he will not care at all.

Nuttbiggab Yarpripfut's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Nuttbiggab Yarpripfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Nuttbiggab Yarpripfut on top of all buildings.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Never go into violet rooms.