Cabmitbun is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, moody fox.

Cabmitbun created dark matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cabmitbun, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cabmitbun, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Cabmitbun's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Cabmitbun's Holy Commandments

1. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never paint your face blue.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about foxes.

5. Do not wear indigo clothing.