Vogcincip is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, dishonourable rhinoceros.

Vogcincip created an atom four years ago.

If you believe in Vogcincip, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vogcincip, she will be mildly annoyed.

Vogcincip's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Vogcincip's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Never wear kilts.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. You must love Vogcincip.