Appdidbop is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, duplicitous jackal.

Appdidbop created the Small Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Appdidbop, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Appdidbop, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Appdidbop's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Appdidbop's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Appdidbop.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never bounce near otters.

5. Never think ill of sick shrews.