Gofbopkipbonk is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonourable dugong.

Gofbopkipbonk created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gofbopkipbonk, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gofbopkipbonk, she will strike you with lightening.

Gofbopkipbonk's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Gofbopkipbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed grapes to sharks while wearing gray shorts.

2. Gofbopkipbonk loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Worship no other gods but Gofbopkipbonk.

5. Feed all hungry monkeys.