Habarthug is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, self-assured donkey.

Habarthug created parasitic wasps four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Habarthug, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Habarthug, it will try to impress you with trees.

Habarthug's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Habarthug's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed rice to goats while wearing cyan hats.

2. Always obey Habarthug's priests.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Never mention squirrels.