Megdubyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, overgenerous jaguar.

Megdubyarp created the universe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megdubyarp, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Megdubyarp, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Megdubyarp's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Megdubyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

2. Always help grasshopers.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. You must love Megdubyarp.

5. Never paint your neck blue.