Rulkemdimcebpigcungomleg is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, stupid rhinoceros.

Rulkemdimcebpigcungomleg created Africa four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulkemdimcebpigcungomleg, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rulkemdimcebpigcungomleg, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Rulkemdimcebpigcungomleg's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Rulkemdimcebpigcungomleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Rulkemdimcebpigcungomleg.

3. Never sing near tortoises.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rulkemdimcebpigcungomleg.