Citdumhin is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, prudent badger.

Citdumhin created an electron five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Citdumhin, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Citdumhin, she will curse you with boils.

Citdumhin's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Citdumhin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed spinach to monkeys while wearing blue rings.

2. Never paint your feet red.

3. Never skip near otters.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never jump in holy places.