Tonniblad is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, selfish snail.

Tonniblad created an atom two million years ago.

If you believe in Tonniblad, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tonniblad, she will turn you into a rat.

Tonniblad's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Tonniblad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Tonniblad.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Tonniblad on top of all buildings.

4. Never paint your face white.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tonniblad.