Camvegbud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, bad-tempered hedgehog.

Camvegbud created humanity eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camvegbud, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Camvegbud, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Camvegbud's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Camvegbud's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Camvegbud.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Camvegbud must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never eat bark.