Cabfumrag is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, amazing gnu.

Cabfumrag created a photon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cabfumrag, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cabfumrag, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cabfumrag's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cabfumrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

3. Run away from pink sheep, for they are unholy.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.