Bassgubmeg Lakbegbasslit is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, unfair octopus.

Bassgubmeg Lakbegbasslit created the Sunflower Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bassgubmeg Lakbegbasslit, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bassgubmeg Lakbegbasslit, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bassgubmeg Lakbegbasslit's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Bassgubmeg Lakbegbasslit's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bassgubmeg Lakbegbasslit nine times a day.

2. You must love Bassgubmeg Lakbegbasslit.

3. Put Bassgubmeg Lakbegbasslit first in all things.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. You must never eat strawberries.