Fligbifyarp is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, ill-tempered toad.

Fligbifyarp created a down quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Fligbifyarp, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fligbifyarp, she will turn you into a puffin.

Fligbifyarp's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Fligbifyarp's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Fligbifyarp.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.