Raprullnil is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, loving dragonfly.

Raprullnil created the Sombrero Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Raprullnil, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Raprullnil, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Raprullnil's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Raprullnil's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Hide from gray porpoises for they are unholy.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never think ill of sick great tits.
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