Narmadfon is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unjust coyote.

Narmadfon created the Sun eight million years ago.

If you believe in Narmadfon, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Narmadfon, it will try to impress you with trees.

Narmadfon's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Narmadfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always look after injured ants.