Xenjigdussfut is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, generous mouse.

Xenjigdussfut created everything that exists five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xenjigdussfut, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Xenjigdussfut, it will strike you with lightening.

Xenjigdussfut's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Xenjigdussfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never eat onions.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.