Camtargtif is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, emotional goblin.

Camtargtif created time and space five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Camtargtif, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Camtargtif, it will turn you into a plant.

Camtargtif's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Camtargtif's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Camtargtif's priests.

2. Never paint your arms red.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.