Gablegbid is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, temperamental warg.

Gablegbid created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Gablegbid, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gablegbid, he will laugh at you.

Gablegbid's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Gablegbid's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

5. Do not make images of living things.