Venrantip is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, all-knowing ferret.

Venrantip created light seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Venrantip, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Venrantip, she will not invite you to parties.

Venrantip's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Venrantip's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt ants.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never play with disobedient children.