Tiktarmit is a god.

He takes the form of a small, unsympathetic armadillo.

Tiktarmit created water eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tiktarmit, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tiktarmit, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tiktarmit's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Tiktarmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Always help sick otters.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Run away from orange squirrels, for they are unholy.