Bapdodfid is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awe-inspiring faun.

Bapdodfid created Asia nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bapdodfid, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bapdodfid, he will make you grow a tail.

Bapdodfid's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Bapdodfid's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Worship no other gods but Bapdodfid.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.