Ortsanfet is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, humane centaur.

Ortsanfet created the Andromeda Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ortsanfet, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ortsanfet, it will have a low opinion of you.

Ortsanfet's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Ortsanfet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not hurt eagles.

5. Always help geese.