Dissbifhen is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, kind manatee.

Dissbifhen created a Higgs boson three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dissbifhen, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dissbifhen, it will think nothing of it.

Dissbifhen's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Dissbifhen's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Dissbifhen five times a day.

2. Always help sick moths.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dissbifhen.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never laugh near gulls.