Hubgofhig is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, tranquil eagle.

Hubgofhig created parasitic wasps seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubgofhig, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hubgofhig, she will manifest in front of you.

Hubgofhig's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Hubgofhig's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear mauve.

2. Always help cats in need.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Pray towards the north.