Gutflagdodcad is a god.

She takes the form of a small, omniscient shark.

Gutflagdodcad created dark energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gutflagdodcad, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gutflagdodcad, she will destroy your favourite star.

Gutflagdodcad's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Gutflagdodcad's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Gutflagdodcad.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Put Gutflagdodcad first in all things.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Feed all hungry tapirs.