Motnibget is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, stupid fairy.

Motnibget created the Cigar Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Motnibget, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Motnibget, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Motnibget's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Motnibget's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sharks.

2. Do not drink water in black rooms.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never feed aubergines to pigs while wearing blue rings.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.