Bifloging Honbuthog is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, proud owl.

Bifloging Honbuthog created parasitic wasps nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifloging Honbuthog, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bifloging Honbuthog, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bifloging Honbuthog's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Bifloging Honbuthog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Run away if three great tits approach from the south.

3. Bifloging Honbuthog loves doves, so they must be honoured.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always help sick rats.