Tombifrat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, self-assured seal.

Tombifrat created the universe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tombifrat, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tombifrat, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Tombifrat's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Tombifrat's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

2. Tombifrat must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Never write about amino acids.