Hivwitcutdit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, resourceful pigeon.

Hivwitcutdit created water two million years ago.

If you believe in Hivwitcutdit, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hivwitcutdit, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hivwitcutdit's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Hivwitcutdit's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hivwitcutdit.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never feed peas to sharks while wearing black scarves.

5. Never wear boots.