Fudtigleglooparftabwod Podsugfengid is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, irritating centipede.

Fudtigleglooparftabwod Podsugfengid created the planet Earth three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudtigleglooparftabwod Podsugfengid, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fudtigleglooparftabwod Podsugfengid, she will turn you into a mole.

Fudtigleglooparftabwod Podsugfengid's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Fudtigleglooparftabwod Podsugfengid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Put Fudtigleglooparftabwod Podsugfengid first in all things.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.