Fadflabran is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, all-powerful butterfly.

Fadflabran created Africa three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadflabran, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fadflabran, she will destroy your home solar system.

Fadflabran's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Fadflabran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Do not hurt capybaras.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fadflabran.

5. Never talk about ants.