Cadgencat is a god.

It takes the form of a small, passionate bear.

Cadgencat created the planet Venus three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadgencat, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cadgencat, it will be mildly annoyed.

Cadgencat's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Cadgencat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not dye your hair mauve.

4. Retreat if three foxes approach from the west.

5. You must love Cadgencat.