Pinranfob is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, charitable fairy.

Pinranfob created humanity six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinranfob, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pinranfob, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Pinranfob's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Pinranfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always help capybaras.